“I scream, you scream, we all scream at Hugh Breeze!” – Asher “Magic The Gathering Man” Elias
“Hellen Keller banged 3 men on prom night, the least you can do is get in this fleet” – Killer 641
“You won’t die in this fleet, I’m a certified Forklift Operator. I had to be to date my ex” – Alterari Phoenix
“I didn’t join this fleet that just got pinged, so Zintage threw a Baja Blast at me” – You, unless you join this fleet.
“Lizzie Borden has more Killmails than you, get the fuck in fleet” – Atrum Veneficus
“Roses are red, SRP is for Logi, get in your Basi and put reps on my body” – Arkadios Sol
“My name is Kocicek from Kocicek’s Home for Abused Zebras, and I endorse you joining this fleet” – Kocicek
“Why are you still remotely listening to KF Standing, when you could join this fleet?” – Cassador
“They drop dreads, we drop pants. Morale is a weapon; get in this fleet.” – Toaster Jane
“They think we’re soft bread. We’re not. We’re whole-grain, triple-baked, morale-buttered violence. So get in this fleet.” – Toaster Jane
“We’re either gonna come out of this golden and perfect—or burnt beyond recognition. Either way, get in this fleet.” – Toaster Jane
“Good News Everyone! We’re shooting Episode 15, Season 2 of Alterari’s Only Fans. Get in Fleet now to make OnlyEVEFans History! – Ellee Mae
“Anyone seen a Rhea named USS Evergreen? Join this fleet, we’re gonna find it! – Ranger Gamma
“Guys, the only way we can slow this war down is to undock in sailboats. So get in this fleet” – Jim Gonzo
“Unlike your Tinder App, EVE is a Multi Player Game. So get in this fleet” – The Adj
“For the love of Jesus Christ’s Avacado Toast, do a CAD Fleet, like this gone. Get in the fleet” – Ross July
“I’m going to ask 900 fucking questions about why we’re moving to C-J to the point Shingly almost beat me with a cricket bat, but the one I won’t answer, is why I’m not in the fleet that just got pinged, like you should be. Don’t be me” – Sorttou Beeblebrox, who never reads Jabber Pings or Fire Side recaps but asks more questions than OJ Simpsons Lawyer in discord to the frustration of everyone in KarmaFleet. Just Kidding Sorttou, we love you. Please read pings.
“Unless you’re a Gynecologist, you earn PAP Points by joining fleets like the one that just got pinged” – CJ Allyn
“Jackson Pollock never joined in any fleets, got no PAPs and his artwork isn’t worth putting up at a Denny’s Bathroom. Join Fleets, like the one that just got pinged now. Be better than Jackson Pollock” – Asher “Magic The Gathering Man” Elias
“Don’t join this fleet that just got pinged out, and most certainly don’t post any Killmails in Discord” – Gobbins