Secure your own mask first!
When you’re involved in a water landing:
Author: Ceema
Heard during KarmaFleet Saturday Night Swarm.
Robby’s pet was being a real bitch.
Little Ariel Riding Hood
He’s on his way to the CSM to help his “Grandmother” get better.
Jay-Z Had 99 Problems. Then he called WINNIT
Courtesy of Dark Shines, now he has none.
Ride Arkadios Sol’s Nuts
FRT guy tried to shit talk GSF FC but could not stand the heat in return:
The New Eden Kennel Club vs BRAVE Newbies Artur Hawking
Bro had better apologize. Or there will be barks.
True Killjoy Brings Joy to Highsec
Legendary man of pornhub quality girth, and New Eden renown Fleet Commandery skill True Killjoy has made it his mission
Star On Fire Industry
When Matt Father and his corporation attempted to be internet badasses and failed, Dark Shines stepped up to the plate
“May Dark Shines Potato’s keep you from hunger”
Another Goon Corp tried to pester my good pal Merkelchen over PVE drama. I was tapped to resolve the situation.
A Testicular Event
So, a few weeks ago, I sent an EVE Mail in defense of one of New Eden’s up and coming