Toaster Jane’s Center for Bowling and Tinder Excellence

Welcome to Toaster Janes Bowling and Dating Center for the prevention of Striking Out

Are you tired of gutter balls? Are you tired of striking out on Tinder? Do you want to score a 300 both on the lanes and in the bedroom?

Well then look no further than TOASTER JANES CENTER FOR BOWLING AND TINDER EXCELLENCE.

At the Toaster Janes Center for Bowling and Tinder Excellence you will have access to the following:

  • Free Bowling Shoe rental.
  • Personalized ten pound bowling balls.
  • Tinder Profile Glow Ups.
  • Pickup Line Assistance.
  • +100 point improvement in your bowling game.
  • +3 PAPs per session.

If you are in need of improvement to your game, your game, or your game, call our concierge service at 605-475-6961.

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