HyprViper’s Horsie Time

Are you tired of working a boring 9-5 job sitting at a desk writing boring code so that people can watch pr0n or buy useless crap on amazon? Do you spend all your day working on how to mine Asteroids in space?

Then you too can be a Stable Hand at HyprViper’s Horsie Time!

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HyprVipers Horsie Time is a 100 acre horse and donkey ranch near Elko Nevada. We offer riding lessons, stable services, and our arena is used by the local 4H for livestock shows each year.

Stable Hand Job Requirements

  • 1 year livestock handling experience minimum
  • Jump Drive Calibration 5
  • Must have Cowboy Hat, and Boots

Belt Buckle, Rope, and Saddle will be provided. Pay starts at $27 an hour. To apply, call (303) 716-1616 Monday through Friday 7 AM to 5 PM.

About HyprVIper Horsie Time

HVHT has been serving the rural Elko Nevada community since 1870 as a rent to own horse ranch, dude ranch, and 4H arena shows twice a year.

HVHT is associated with the Brisc Rubal Home for Hot Unwed Mothers and as such, all Imperium Members get 25% off horse and horse accessories purchases including ride training and stable services. INIT Members receive 15% off in honor of Dark Shines Beard.

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