An Ode to Kazanir

Oh there once was a man named Kazanir,

Saved Goons money as a financier.

Helped defend Delve from war started by a PAPI Smear,

His name was Kazanir.

OH, HEY KAZANIR,

SAVE OUR MONEY AND ALL WE HOLD DEAR,

A NEW CSM TO WHICH PEOPLE WILL LEER.

HIS NAME WAS KAZANIR.

With an Angry Mustache, and Excel Online,

Kept us in ships so we could hold the line.

T5Z Gate Fleets were mighty fine,

His name was Kazanir.

OH, HEY KAZANIR,

SAVE THE GAME AND ALL WE HOLD DEAR.

BEAT CCP RATTATI WITH FACTS AND NUMBERS HE’LL FEAR,

HIS NAME WAS KAZANIR.

With Brisc and Pando and Arsia Elkin too,

Working together to solve Faction Warfare Blues.

An Elite PVP God, a fan of me and you,

His name was Kazanir.

OH, HEY KAZANIR,

SAVE THE GAME AND ALL WE HOLD DEAR.

BEAT CCP RATTATI WITH FACTS AND NUMBERS HE’LL FEAR,

HIS NAME WAS KAZANIR

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